Nathan meets his friend Harry in the Edgware Bagel Factory. "I hear that your mother-in-law has sold her house and moved in with you. Is this true Harry?"
"Yes it's true," replies Harry.
"And I also hear that she's recently become quite ill," says Nathan.
"Yes it's true," replies Harry.
"In fact, I hear that she's so ill that she's been taken into hospital," says Nathan.
"Yes its true," replies Harry.
"So how long has she been in hospital?" asks Nathan.
"In two days time, please God, it will be 2 weeks," replies Harry.
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