Two Italian buddies are sitting in a bar having a few drinks and not saying a lot. After a bit, Giuseppe finally breaks the silience and says, "Hey Luigi... " His friend looks up from his beer and replies, "Yeah?" Giuseppe asks, "You lika a big, fat woman?" Luigi ponders the question a moment and then answers, "Nah."
A bit more time goes by and Giuseppe asks him, "Hey Luigi, you lika a big fat woman with greasy, stringy hair?" After a moment Luigi replies. "Nah... "
Another period of time goes by and Giuseppe then asks, "Hey Luigi, You lika a big fat woman with greasy, stringy hair and a smelly crotch?" Luigi thinks it over and then again answers, "Nah... " So Giuseppe asks him finally, "Then how cumma you maka the love to my old lady?"
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