The following were taken from papers written by children
* A bubbeh and zaydeh is a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other peoples
* A zaydeh is a man bubbeh
* Bubbehs and zaydehs dont have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldnt play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to Brent Cross shopping centre and give us money to spend
* When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars. They also show us and talk to us about the colour of the flowers
* They dont say, "Hurry up."
* Usually bubbehs and zaydehs are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes
* They wear glasses and funny underwear and can take their teeth and gums out
* Bubbehs and zaydehs dont have to be smart
* When they read to us, they dont skip anything. They dont mind if we ask for the same story over again
* Everybody should try to have a bubbeh and zaydeh, especially if you dont have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us
* They know we should have a snack before bedtime and they kiss us even when weve been naughty
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