Thursday, April 26, 2012

The rift

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By chance, Esther meets her friend Becky in Brent Cross shopping centre. "Well fancy seeing you here," says Esther, "I haven...

Titanic and two jews

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There wore two jews on the Titanic. They were named Moshe and Jankele. Both of them survived. In the saving boat, Moshe cried and cried. To ...

The Jewish Olympics

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If you read through the list of the events taking place at the next Maccabiah Games, you will notice that the Maccabiah Committee has made s...

A lawyer is standing in a long

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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back and neck. The lawyer t...

The lunch

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Abbe Cohen goes to a restaurant every day for lunch. He always orders the soup du jour. One day the manager asks him how he liked his meal. ...

A central banker walks into a pizzeria

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A central banker walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. When the pizza is done, he goes up to the counter get it. There a clerk asks him: ...

There was a young man in the

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There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nu...

A man calls his stockbroker all anxious

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A man calls his stockbroker all anxious and out of breath with this urgency in his voice. He says, "Sell it all, sell everything fast, ...

A rather drunk man was walking along

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A rather drunk man was walking along the street one day. He was staggering quite a bit and made two nuns that were approaching him, very ner...

The unhappy wife

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An unhappy wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What...

The blonde's final

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The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the exam...

Planning a Will

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Issy is seriously ill and decides to write a Will. He calls his brother Jacob, who is a solicitor, to help him. When Jacob arrives at Issy...

Ways Microsoft Would Change the Auto Business

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1. We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas. 2. The U.S. government would be forced to rebuild all of the roads for Microsoft cars; they...

The Party

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Gary was having a good time in Tel Aviv and was invited to a party. Unfortunately, during the evening, he lost his wallet. So Gary, not bein...

Sour Grapes

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This duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says no, and the duck leaves. The next ...