Yossi was the manager of an up-market menswear store in New Bond Street and was interviewing Abe for the recently advertised salesman role. Yossi looks at Abe's CV and notices that Abe has never worked in retail before.
So Yossi says, "What a chutzpah, if you don't mind me saying. For someone with no retail experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary."
"Well I suppose I am," Abe replies, "but you must realise that the work is so much harder when you don't know what you're doing."
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