Christine and Daniel fall in love and decide to get married - but only on condition that Christine becomes Jewish. So she goes to see Rabbi Levy for some advice.
Rabbi Levy tells her, "You will have to learn how to keep a kosher home, light shabbes candles, keep two sets of crockery and a few other simple things."
"That sounds easy to me, rabbi," says Christine, "I can easily do that."
Then Rabbi Levy says, "The last thing is, you must go to a mikva."
"A mikva?" says Christine, "whats that?"
"Its a pool of water," answers Rabbi Levy, "and you must immerse yourself completely for a few seconds."
"Im sorry, rabbi, but I have a phobia about putting my head underwater. Ill go into the water up to my chin but I won't put my head under the water. Will that be OK?"
"I suppose it will do," replies Rabbi Levy, "you'll be mostly Jewish but you will still have a Goyisha kop."
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