* "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."
* "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"
* "How come it's so BIG in there?"
* "You've done this with a lotta guys before, right?"
* "Next time I come over, don't bother with the underwear, OK?"
* (Sniff, sniff) "Is that CAT food?"
* (Yelling) "OK guys, it's a wrap, cut, and print it!!"
* "You are great in bed, but your sister gives better head!"
* "My first wife was prettier, but you can screw a lot better."
* "Do you know what a 'douche' is?"
* "Maybe if you did some pushups, your boobs would grow."
* "I want you to try some of MY deodorant."
* "I'm not into relationships. Can't we just screw, like every Tuesday night or something?"
* "Maybe if you lost some weight, I could get it all the way in!"
* "I never saw a girl with hairy boobs before!"
* "I've been getting these little blisters lately....."
* "You wanna do those dishes before you leave?"
* "You should go wash that, the cabbie will think something DIED in there!"
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