* The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date.
* The number of floppies it will ship on.
* The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
* The number of megabytes of hard disk space required.
* The number of pages in the EASY-INSTALL version of the manual.
* The percentage of existing windows programs that won't run in the new OS.
* The number of minutes to install.
* The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run.
* The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade.
* The number of MHz required for the OS to run.
* The year it was DUE to ship.
* The number of times you have to read the instuction manual.
* The number of times you have to reinstall it before it works.
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