This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state, really bad now.
Doctor: "What happened to you?"
He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"
Doctor: "But I don't understand. Elephant penises are very narrow and couldn't cause that much damage!"
He says "Aah but you see doctor, he fingered me first!"
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