A young, popular, but controversial teacher tells her 3rd year class that she is an atheist and asks if there are any other atheists in the class, they must put up their hands.
Not really knowing what an atheist was, but wanting to follow their teacher, all but one of them immediately put up their hands. The exception was Natalie.
The teacher asks Natalie why she wants to be different to all the others.
"Because I'm not an atheist," she replies.
"So what are you then?" asks the teacher.
"I'm Jewish."
The teacher asks Natalie why she is Jewish.
"I was brought up knowing and loving God. My Mother is Jewish and my father is Jewish, so I am Jewish."
"That's not a good enough reason," the teacher says loudly. "What if your mum was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
"Then I'd be an atheist," says Natalie, smiling.
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