* Abstinence: Give Yourself a Hand!
* I say zip it - zip it good!
* Just because it's the most pleasurable sensation you'll ever feel in your lifetime doesn't mean you should rush right out and experience it.
* Hey, do you want Ken Starr all over your ass?!
* Wham, Bam, Thank You Hand!
* Just Say Whoa!
* The Pope does it - now *you* can, too!
* Abstinence: It's not just for quarrels anymore!
* Leave It Near Beaver
* Don't think of it as less sex - think of it as more time to watch "Babylon 5" reruns.
* You've come a long way, Baby - for nothing!
* Abstinence: No f**kin' way!
* Spend a little time away from the orifice.
* "Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people..."
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