* Women are more fun when the power goes out
* You can't get your guitar wet
* Ever try to screw a guitar?
* The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)
* A guitar won't beg to be played
* It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
* When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
* Guitars aren't very aggressive
* A guitar won't play you back
* You need two hands to make a guitar scream
* A guitar won't scratch *your* back
* A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
* A guitar doesn't care who plays it
* You can't play two guitars at once
* You can't fall in love with a guitar
* It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
* Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
* If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them.
* You can't marry a rich guitar.
* Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
* Guitars don't taste very good.
* A guitar won't give you head.
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