Q What's the definition of a minor second?
A Two flutes in unison.
Q Why do clarinettists leave their cases on their dashboards?
A So they can park in the handicapped zones.
Q If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
A The out-of-tune tenor sax player. Meeting the other two means you're hallucinating.
Q How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
A The bow is moving.
Q If you needed a heart transplant, why would you want one from a conductor?
A Because it's had so little use.
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