Solly is serving time in Wandsworth prison for a securities fraud. Even so, he is still loved by his father Maurice. One day, Maurice writes Solly a letter: -
"My darling Solly,
It looks like I won't be able to plant anything in the garden this year. I am growing too old to do any digging without your help. Looking forward to your early release.
Love from your Dad"
Solly replies: -
"Dearest Dad
Please don't dig up the garden - that's where I hid the money and the securities. Be patient. Wait until I get out.
Love as always Solly"
At 4am in the morning, the police show up at Maurice's house and dig up the entire garden. Two days later, Maurice receives another letter from Solly: -
"Dearest Dad,
Now the garden has been dug over, you can start to plant your garden. It's the best I could do from here.
Your devoted son Solly"
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