One evening, Moshe shows his wife their latest telephone bill. "Hette, you just have to cut down on your calls. This bill is for over $700 and that's a very high cost for just 3 months."
"You're right, darling," she says, "I promise to do my best to curtail my calls."
"Thanks," says Moshe.
Moshe starts to monitor the calls on a daily basis and is pleased to see that Hette is keeping to her promise. But then gradually, as he thought would happen, he sees the daily elapsed time start to increase again. Then one evening, as Hette dials a number and makes another call, Moshe decides to discuss the situation with her when she puts down the phone, whenever that will be. Fifteen minutes later, Hette puts down the phone.
"What a surprise," says Moshe sarcastically, "how come such a short call?"
"Oh, it was a wrong number, darling." she says.
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