One day, Sadie visits a golf driving range to practice before an important game. As she is about to drive her first ball, she notices the man next to her.
"Excuse me," she says, "You're facing the wrong direction."
"Oy Vay. Tenks for dat. Vitout you, I vouldn't have known. I'm blind, you know."
He then turns around and starts hitting out into the range.
A few minutes later, he says to Sadie, "How am I doing?"
"Not bad," she replies, "most of your shots were straight and long, but you sliced a few."
"Tenks again," he replies, "Vitout you telling me, I vouldn't know dees tings."
A few shots later, he asks, "Do you mind I should ask a poissonal qvestion?"
"No," Sadie replies, "fire away."
"I don't seem to do vell vit de ladies. Am I ugly or fett?"
"You're quite presentable," says Sadie, smiling, "that shouldn't be a problem."
Smiling, he says, "Vat a relief. I vas always afraid to ask that qvestion."
As he was about to hit another ball, Sadie interrupts him. "Do you mind if I give you a bit of advice?" she asks.
"Vit gladness. I vill tek all de help you hev got," he replies.
"Lose the Jewish accent, " Sadie says, "you're Chinese."
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