Renee and Lawrence take their 4 year old daughter Talia to the OY VEH TOY STORE in Golders Green. The toy that immediately catches Talia's eye is a beautiful pink 3 wheeler Barbie bike. She gets on it and rides around the store. One hour later, she's still on the bike and no matter how much Renee and Lawrence beg her to get off, Talia refuses. The shop floor staff try and even Sidney the store manager tries, but to no avail. Talia won't get off the bike and begins throwing temper tantrums.
Sidney quickly decides that it can't hurt to call in Benjy Levy, the famous child psychologist, whose office is only a few minutes walk away. He just might be able to help.
"Is that Benjy Levy?" asks Sidney.
"Yes it is," replies Benjy, "how can I help?"
"I'm from OY VEH TOYS and I was wondering whether you could spare a few minutes to help us with a difficult child," asks Sidney.
"Yes, of course," replies Benjy, "I'm leaving the office now."
Five minutes later, Benjy arrives and immediately goes over to Talia. He smiles, leans over and whispers something in Talia's ear. Straight away, with no arguing at all, Talia gets off the pink bike and runs over to her parents and within minutes, they have left the store to go home. Sidney and his staff rush over to Benjy to ask what words of wisdom he used to get Talia off the bike.
"Oh, it was nothing special," said Benjy. "I used words than anyone could have used."
"So what were these words?" they all ask at once.
Benjy replies, "I said to her, 'Now you listen here, tsatskelah, if you dont get off this bike right away, Im going to give you such a potch on the toches that you wont be able to sit down for a week!'"
tsatskelah: cute little girl
potch: smack
toches: buttocks
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