"Please, Leah, please."
"Oh leave me alone, Moshe."
"But it wont take long."
"If I do, I wont be able to sleep afterwards."
"Well, if you don't, I won't be able to sleep either."
"Why do you have to think of such a thing just before I go to sleep?"
"Because Im hot, hot, hot, that's why, Leah."
"You always get hot at the wrong times, Moshe."
"If you really loved me, you wouldn't be making me beg you."
"Well, if you really loved me, youd be more considerate."
"Don't you love me anymore?"
"Of course I do, Moshe, but lets forget it for tonight."
"Oh please, Leah."
"OK, OK, Ill do it - anything for a quiet life!"
"Whats keeping you?"
"I cant find it."
"Oh, for heavens sake, Leah, feel for it."
"There! Now are you satisfied?"
"Oy veh, thats good."
"Is it up far enough?"
"Yes, oh yes."
"Now go to sleep and when you next want the window open, open it yourself."
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