One day, as soon as she woke up, Hannah decided that she was sick and tired of all her husband Arnold's blonde jokes and how he thought that all blondes were stupid. To show Arnold how wrong he was and to prove to him that blondes really were smart, Hannah decided to decorate two rooms while he was at work.
When Arnold returned home that evening, he immediately smelled the distinctive aroma of wet paint. He went into the dining room and there he found Hannah lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He couldn't help but notice that she was wearing her fur coat on top of her ski jacket.
He went over to her and asked, "Are you OK, darling?"
She replied, "Yes, of course I am."
"So what on earth are you doing dressed like that?" he said.
"Darling," she said, "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb and I wanted to do it by painting some rooms in our house."
"But why are you wearing your fur coat over your ski jacket?" he asked.
"I was reading the directions on the paint can, "she replied, "and it said... .
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."
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