Issy has six daughters, all married but one – and she is not very beautiful. So one day Issy visits Rabbi Levine. "Rabbi, I don't know what to do about Becky. She seems to be too ugly for the men around here to want to marry. What do you suggest I do?"
"First of all, can I ask you how ugly Becky is?" says Rabbi Levine.
"Well, Rabbi, if she was lying on a plate with some herrings, I don't think she would stand out from the herrings."
"OK, " says Rabbi Levine, "what kind of herrings are we talking about?"
Surprised by the question, Issy replies, "Err... .Bismarck herrings Rabbi."
"That's really bad luck, then," says Rabbi Levine, "if they were Maatjes herrings, she'd have a much better chance."
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