Miriam gets on a bus with her baby. As she goes to pay her fare, the bus driver says to her, "I've seen a lot of babies in my time but that's the ugliest one I've ever seen in my life."
Miriam is shocked and very angry at this insensitive remark. She sits down and starts to cry. The man next to her asks her what's the matter.
Miriam replies, "The bus driver just insulted me."
The man replies, "I wouldn't let him get away with it. You go give him a piece of your mind. Go on - I'll hold your monkey for you."
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