* If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
* Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
* The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
* Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
* A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
* If you want a nice man go for a bald one - they try harder.
* Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
* A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.
* Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
* Definition of a man with manners - he gets out of the bath to pee.
* Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does.
* Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men - a woman.
* There are a lot of words you can use to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you can still use them.
* Men are like animals - messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
* Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells per man.
* There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).
* Husbands are like children - they're fine if they're someone else's.
* If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day and he will be back to his usual self.
* All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see beautiful women pass by.
* If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the women behind you.
* Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a car, once you think you have it all put together, you find another piece but you don't know where it goes.
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