Cyril was 80 years old and was visiting his psychiatrist. "Doctor, I'm suffering from a lot of anxiety. What's going to happen to me? I'm very worried about my future."
"Cyril," said the doctor, "don't worry, I can help you. All you need do is come and see me twice a week for the next 3 months. My charges will be $100 a visit and you'll need to pay in advance, of course."
"Okay doctor," said Cyril, "now that your future is assured, what about mine?"
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