Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over
by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with
his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper
smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do
that? The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over,
you'll have your license ready." Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer,
I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's
license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks
around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger
rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just
making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say,
'I wish that guy would've tried that crap with me!'
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