14 "You're Pretty Mature For Your Age, Aren't You?"
13 "The Next Best Thing To An Actual Boyfriend"
12 "Yo, Girl, Your Butt Don't Look Big to Me"
11 "Baby, Just Wanna Give you a Pony and a Puppy Dog"
10 "A Personal Love Song for You -- Yes, You! We Really Mean It! You Are the One and Only Girl We Really Love, Even Though You're 12 Years-Old and Live in a Trailer Park in Nebraska. Honest!"
9 "I'll Be Waiting For You (On The Other Side of Puberty)"
8 "If You Buy Two, We'll Love You Twice As Much!"
7 "Acne Will Pass, But Love Lasts Forever"
6 "You Should Buy This CD -- Or That Bitch Suzy Will, and She'll Be More Popular Than You"
5 "Nobody Understands You, So Let's Get Freaky!"
4 "Baby, You Can Drive My Car (When You're Old Enough to Get a Learner's Permit)"
3 "Guess Which One of Us Actually *Likes* Girls"
2 "The Backstreet Boys Think You're Homely"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Song on the New 'N Sync CD...
1 "What's Up, A-Cup?"
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