* "Wanna swap meds?"
* "Can I buy you a spatula?"
* "Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils?"
* "Your crawlspace or mine?"
* "You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters."
* "May I lick your forehead?"
* "Do you always wear your shoes over your socks? "
* "Smeep. Smeep. Smeep."
* "What's your favorite flavor of wood?"
* "You've stolen my heart, but thats okay because I have three more back home in the freezer!"
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