* "Wanna hold the royal scepter?"
* "Put a flag over my head and do it for England."
* "Ever done it with an outdated historical anachronism?"
* "If you think my ears are big..."
* "Come upstairs with me and I'll make you the Princess of Wails!"
* "Care to join a family of inbred freaks?"
* "Would you like to sit in a giant bowl of eggnog with me?"
* "Why don't you lose that hayseed you're with, Hillary?"
* "Let's put the bucking in Buckingham Palace!"
* "I've got Big Ben in my pants!"
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