Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for them. Mary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume she went into the family room to show her family they were impressed.
Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sabre,and your parrot on your shoulder, and look you even have a neat sack to carry your booty, but where are your buccaneers?
Says Mary, my buccaneers are under my buccanhat!
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