Little Sarah was attending her very first sex education class at her school. During the lesson, she asks her teacher, "Miss, do you think my mother could get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother, Sarah?"
Sarah replies, "She's thirty eight years old, Miss."
The teacher then says, "Yes, Sarah, your mother could get pregnant."
Sarah then asks, "Miss, can my big sister also get pregnant?"
The teacher asks, "How old is your sister, Sarah?"
Sarah answers, "She's eighteen, Miss".
The teacher says, "Oh yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant."
So Sarah then asks, "Can I get pregnant, Miss?"
The teacher asks, "How old are you, Sarah?"
Sarah replies, "I'm seven years old, Miss".
The teacher says, "No, Sarah, you can't get pregnant."
Little Maurice, who is sitting behind Sarah, gives her a poke in the back and says, "see, Sarah, I told you we had nothing to worry about."
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