Howard is one of the laziest men around and refuses to look for a job. One day, as he is lying flat out on the couch, his wife Becky says to him, "Im so ashamed of the way we live, Howard."
"What do you mean by that?" Howard asks.
"Surely I don't have to remind you," she replies, "that we are so poor, my mother buys our kosher food, my father pays our mortgage and your sister buys our clothes. Why, even your aunt has just bought us a car. Aren't you just a little bit ashamed?"
Howard sits up on the couch and replies, "You should be ashamed too. Benjy and Jacob, your two worthless brothers, have never given us a penny."
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