* Both take up too much space on the bed.
* Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.
* Both are threatened by their own kind.
* Both mark their territory.
* Both are suspicious of the postman.
* Both are bad at asking you questions.
* Both pass gas shamelessly.
* Both like dominance games.
* Both tend to smell riper with age.
* Neither of them tells you what's bothering them.
* Neither of them does dishes.
* Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
* Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
* Neither understands what you see in cats.
* The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
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