Shlomo was talking to his friend Moishe, who had just moved to a house near him in Hampstead Garden Suburb.
"Why don't you join our local synagogue, Moishe?" asked Shlomo.
"Why should I?" replied Moishe?"
"So that your children will realise they're Jewish," said Shlomo.
"But they already realise they're Jewish," said Moishe. "They have heartburn."
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