A guy went out drinking every night of the week before rolling home drunk at midnight to a frosty welcome from his long-suffering wife. She was telling a friend about how unbearable the atmosphere was becoming between herself and her husband, and the friend suggested she try a different tack. She advised that instead of haranguing him when he got in, she should treat him with compassion. That night, the husband staggered in late as usual but this time he was greeted with a friendly kiss. She sat him in his favourite chair, brought him his slippers and made him a nice cup of tea. He could hardly believe it. Where were the insults and accusations? After a while she said: "It's getting late now, dear. I think we'd better go upstairs to bed." "We might as well," slurred the husband. "I'll be in trouble when I get home anyway."
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