One day, Avrahom meets Hymie at Brent Cross shopping centre.
"Nice to see you again, Hymie." he says.
"Nu, is this how my friend greets me?" says Hymie, "Aren't you going to ask me how I am?"
"So how are you, Hymie?" Avrahom asks.
"Don't ask." replies Hymie.
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