A Duck walks into a bar.
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread
[After a few minutes]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread
[In a little while]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread!
[Some time later]
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any
Fucking bread once more I'm gonna nail
your Fucking bill to this bar.
...
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Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?
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