Jonathan has a terrible toothache and goes to see Arnold, his dentist. After looking at the tooth, Arnold says, "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but the tooth is badly decayed and can't be saved. It will have to come out."
"Oy vay," says Jonathan, "how much is it going to cost me?"
"For you, "replies Arnold, "only $125."
"That's rather a high charge just for maybe 5 minutes work," says Jonathan.
"Well," replies Arnold, "if that's how you calculate the cost of high quality dental work, I can always extract it much slower for you."
Read all jokes from:Jewish (+6996)
