Hyman is a very rich and successful businessman. As it is coming up to his wife Rivka's birthday, he decides to buy her a really special birthday present. So he tells his chauffeur to take him to the best art shops in New Bond Street in London. He soon finds what he's looking for - a beautiful Rembrandt painting and he buys it without a moment's hesitation.
As soon as Hyman gets back home, he opens his front door and shouts, "Rivka, Rivka, have I got a Rembrandt for you!"
To which Rivka replies, "Efsha it will make a skirt."
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