Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
Your dad pees on a rabbit's head while peeing off the back porch.
Your dad plays "the pull my finger" joke at family gatherings.
Your dad says, "Let's hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your daddy handed out cigarettes the day you were born.
Your Daddy picks you up from school in a Swamp Buggy.
Your daddy's last words were "Hey ya'll look what I can do!"
Your daddy's legacy is a gun rack and Jerry Clower's autograph on a Stuckey's napkin.
Your dates regularly expect you to light their cigars.
Your daughter gets married before you do.
Your daughter thinks she a reincarnation of Xena because she has nightmares about her.
Your deceased hunting dog's tombstone is larger than your grandfather's.
Your deer rifle is worth more than the pickup truck you carry it in.
Your deer stand has a mailing address.
Your dishwasher consists of kids that you baby-sit.
Your divorce granted from first wife and your license to wed to your second wife is in the same newspaper.
Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
Your dog can open a beer can for you.
Your dog can smoke a cigarette.
Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Your dog can't watch you eat without getting sick.
Your dog crawls under the house and you have to take the wheels off to get him out!
Your dog goes "oink!"
Your dog has a litter of puppies on your living room floor and no one notices.
Your dog has ever brought home something that you cooked for dinner.
Your dog has more teeth than you have.
Your dog is your alarm clock.
Your dog passes gas and you claim it.
Your dog rides in the front seat and your kids ride in the back.
Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
Your dog sits in the front seat and your wife sits in the back seat.
Your dog sleeps closer to you than your wife does.
Your dog wants you to be the girl tonight.
Your dog's collar costs more than the clothes you are wearing.
Your dog's shots are up to date but your children's aren't.
Your doghouse and your living room both have the same shag carpet.
Your dogs kill more animals than you do all hunting season.
Your driveway is two tire tracks with grass growing down the middle.
Your dungarees expose more than half of your crack in the back because the weight of your pocket-knife.
Your engine is duct-taped to your car.
Your entertainment center is a TV tray.
Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one.
Your excuse for missing your oldest sons grauation is, "Hell woman, you think the crappie bite like this all year?"
Your family gathers for Monday Night RAW.
Your family reuinions consist of ex-wives.
Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.
Your family reunion is sponsored by a beer company.
Your family reunion was ruined "cause your daddy burnt the Spam
Your family tree does not fork.
Your family tree doesn't have any branches.
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