* you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox."
* you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair.
* you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber.
* you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark.
* you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down.
* you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
* you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor.
* you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids orgrandkids.
* you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys.
* your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
* you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet.
* you refer to your cat as your furry child.
* your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
* you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule.
* you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
* you set a place at the dinner table for your cat.
* you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
* you call home and leave a message on the answering machinefor your cat.
* you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answeringmachine.
* you and kitty have matching outfits.
* your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation.
* you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out.
* your favorite friends have fleas.
* you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location forthe catbox.
* you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal.
* you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers.
* you are lost for conversation with non-cat people.
* you meow so well, you confuse the cats.
* you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore...at length.
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