Whenever 4-year old Miriam was asked her name, she replied, "I'm Mr Levy's daughter."
So her mother tells her this is wrong and that she must answer, "I'm Miriam Levy."
Next shabbos, after the service, the Rabbi asks her, "Aren't you Mr Levy's daughter, little girl?"
Miriam replies, "I thought I was, but my mother says I'm not."
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