An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession.
The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says:"Forgive me father, for I have sinned"
The priest says: "Tell me, my son... "
The old man explains: "I am 80 years old, and I have recently started a relationship with a woman of 25. She is absolutely gorgeous, and we have been having unbelievable sex 3 or 4 times a day, every day... I can almost not catch my breath... it's a mind-blowing experience"
The priest then asks: "How long has this relationship been going on?"
The old man replies: "About 2 months... "
The priest then asks: "When was the first time that you confessed this relationship?"
The old man replies:"Today"
The priest asks:"Why is this the first time?"
The old man explains:"Actually this is my first ever confession"...
The priests (naturally) asks: "Why?"
The old man explains: "Well, actually, I'm Jewish... "
The priest is exasperated... "In that case, why are you telling me...?!"
The old man explains...
"I'm telling EVERYBODY...!"
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