Hannah goes to see a shadchen hoping that he has someone on his books who would meet her needs. She says to the shadchen, "Im looking for a husband. Can you please help me find someone suitable."
"I'm sure I can help," replies the shadchen, "may I ask what your requirements are?"
"Well," says Hannah, "he needs to be handsome in a masculine kind of way and he needs a good sense of humour. He must be polite and courteous and have a knowledge about most subjects. He needs to sing and dance well and he must always be willing to accompany me wherever I decide to go during my leisure hours. And I want him to tell me interesting stories when I need some conversation and be quiet when I need to rest."
The shadchen smiles and says, "I understand exactly what you need. You need a good television."
Shadchen: a professional marriage broker
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