Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, me, me!"
The teacher says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"
Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Johnny says, "No, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about a wank."
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