Sean, a Catholic, is struck by a bus on a busy street in Hendon. He's lying near death on the pavement and a crowd begins to gather. Suddenly, in a painful voice, Sean shouts, "A priest. Please somebody, get me a priest!"
Minutes drag by but no priest appears. Then a policeman yells out, "A Priest! Please! Isnt there a priest here to give this man his last rites?"
Finally, out of the crowd steps 80 year old Abe. "Mr. policeman," says Abe, "Im not a priest. Im not even a Christian. But for 50 years now Im living behind the Catholic Church on Hendon Avenue and every night Im overhearing their services. I can recall a lot of it and maybe I can be of some comfort to this poor man."
The policeman agrees and clears the crowd so Abe can get through to where Sean lay. Abe kneels down, leans over the prostrate Sean and says in a solemn voice, "B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72... "
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