Shlomo and Yetta were getting ready to go out to dinner.
Yetta comes out of the bedroom and says to Shlomo, "Darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or shall I put on the Gucci outfit?"
"What do I care?" Shlomo replies.
Yetta then asks, "Darling, shall I wear my Rolex or my Cartier watch?"
"Who gives a damn?" says Shlomo.
Yetta then says to Shlomo "Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my 6 carat round diamond?"
To which Shlomo responds "Hey, if you don't get your act together, and soon, we are going to miss the Early Bird Special!"
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