Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the training stage, at a moderate level, or extreme? Or are you an all out shameless "cat-a-holic?" Let's just see how you rate as a "cat person," shall we? See how many of these can you give an HONEST "yes" answer to:
* Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?
* Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name by mistake?
* Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"
* Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based solely on the potential spot for the litter box?
* Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of protein?
* Last Christmas did you spend more money on cat toys than you did on gifts for the kids or grandkids?
* Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own any cats?
* Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your kids or grandkids?
* Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won't disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?
* Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering machine?
* Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat and making that noise with your pursed lips?
* Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing message?
* When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as "using the litter box"?
* Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty?
* Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good guess) and have a birthday party to celebrate?
* When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, "OK, it's me or the cat," you don't hesitate for even one second.
* Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the cats?"
Cat-person Profile Quiz Score
How many did you answer "yes" to? I think just answering one with a "yes" is enough to qualify you as a "Cat Person." But the number of yes answers determines the degree:
Your "Cat-ability" Score:
* 1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better, but it's OK, you're learning.
* 5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving nicely. Potential is there.
* 9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost mastered the art. Keep stretching yourself.
* 14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted, cat-a-holic. Congratulations!
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