Why is the Horn called the divine instrument?
Because man blows in but only God knows what's coming out!
What is the difference between a Horn section and a '57 Chevy?
You can tune a '57 Chevy.
What do you get when you cross a Horn player and a goalpost?
A goalpost that can't march.
How many Horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
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