* All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squares.
* In between "May I" and "have your attention" there's a 45 minute pause.
* He's constantly yelling, "Take that, Red Baron!"
* Shuttle from New York to Boston includes a stopover in Colombia.
* His co-pilot: Robert Downey Jr.
* For the last hour, he's been riding the beverage cart like a rodeo cowboy.
* Keeps coming on the P.A. to point out clouds that look like his old high school teachers.
* His wings are pinned to his bare chest.
* When you fly over the international date line, he yells, "Dude! We're, like, time traveling!"
* When he exhales, the oxygen masks drop.
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