Top Ten Uses For Tubas ~
10. A musical instrument.
9. A floatation device.
8. Something flute players can't keep their hands off.
7. A mirror.
6. Punishment. (freshmen + Kieth carry heavy tubas all year)
5. A battering ram
4. A chair.
3. Babe Magnet
2. Trash Can (freshmen + Kieth's tubas)
1. Storage Container for music, field show charts, soda, food, tools, towels, and koosh balls!!
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