It's a lovely hot, sunny morning in the forest where the bear family Levine live. There was mummy bear Rifka, daddy bear Shlomo and baby bear Benny.
Benny bear goes downstairs for breakfast and as usual sits down in his small chair at the end of the table. He looks at his small plate and guess what? It's empty.
"Who's been eating my bagel?" he squeaks.
Shlomo bear then makes an appearance and sits in his big chair. He looks at his big plate and guess what? It too is empty.
"Who's been eating my bagels?" he roars.
On hearing all this complaining, Rifka bear puts her head through the serving hatch and shouts at Shlomo and Benny.
"How many times do we have to go through this? It was mummy bear who got up first. It was mummy bear who woke up everybody else in the house. It was mummy bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was mummy bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspapers and bagels. It was mummy bear who set the breakfast table. It was mummy bear who filled the cat's milk and food dishes, and it was mummy bear who cleaned the litter box and took the dog for a walk."
"And now that you two have finally decided to get out of bed and grace me with your presence, listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time... ... .
I haven't made the bl**dy bagels yet!!!"
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